cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
deer are so fucking dumb i want 47 of them
the city is beautiful but it can be so lonely. but that’s what makes it beautiful
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out